Things that look like penises

About

18 Photos of Things That Look Like a Penis

So, males of different animal species use ploys like expansive antler racks and outrageous plumage to attract the opposite sex, but sometimes the females get adaptations for courtship display as well. Female Celebes crested macaques Macaca nigra seem to have developed a feature that cuts to the chase. They exploit an anatomical area that humans have only recently begun to celebrate with the advent of Sir Mix-A-Lot's discography. Sir Mix-A-Lot actually received his knighthood for his work in the field of taxonomy. Continue Reading Below Advertisement There are a number of primates that boast unusually large, colorful posteriors, such as baboons. But for sheer bulbous, horrible, in-your-face assy-ness, crested macaques are without rival. Found only on two islands in Indonesia, these monkeys are often mistaken for apes due to the apparent lack of a tail.

REGISTER TO VIEW

Then, one at a time, I'd pull back a curtain for you and just nod my head while going, "Eh? Alas, the lazy internet hasn't progressed enough to allow for that to happen yet. There's no app or widget or whatever. So I need to keep typing this out like some kind of oppressed secretary of comedy from a bygone era. Continue Reading Below Advertisement No one names a living thing a penis fish by accident. You get named the penis fish for pretty clear-cut reasons, chief among them your resemblance to a penis.

REGISTER TO VIEW

Read more about sharing A building in south-eastern China has been, erm, attracting a lot of international attention. Is it because the Guangxi New Media Centre, in the Guangxi region, is an impressive feat of engineering and design? Actually, if you look long and hard at this photo, you may begin to see why. Which is a relief, really.

REGISTER TO VIEW

20 Non-Penis Things That Look Like Straight Up Penises (Pun Intended)

Herm In traditional Greek mythology , Hermes , god of boundaries and exchange popularly the messenger god is considered to be a phallic deity by association with representations of him on herms pillars featuring a phallus. There is no scholarly consensus on this depiction and it would be speculation to consider Hermes a type of fertility god. Pan , son of Hermes , was often depicted as having an exaggerated erect phallus. Priapus is a Greek god of fertility whose symbol was an exaggerated phallus.

REGISTER TO VIEW REGISTER TO VIEW